$29.90 for Wash + Cut + Blow + Hoyu Hair Treatment at De N Hair (Worth $110)

Leaving the house with a bed head might be useful for attracting nesting birds and repelling solicitous secret admirers, but not much else. Attract lovebirds you actually desire with today’s Groupon: for $29.90, you get a wash, hair cut, blow and Hoyu hair treatment at De N Hair Salon (worth $110).

The stylish hair custodians at this salon start the noggin pampering with a hair wash that sluices away the stresses of living in a tropical city state. A cut and blow, tailored to your specific desire to look like Lady Gaga on vacation or Andre Agassi in his pre-bald days, is then administered with professional products and an experienced eye. Finally, treat your lovely locks with Hoyu hair products – a premier brand from the kingdom of hair fashion itself: Japan. Internationally renowned in more than 70 countries around the world, Hoyu products boast the mildest yet most environmentally friendly ingredients, promising a gentle, safe and enjoyable hair treatment for timid tresses. Leave the salon with a magnificent, healthy mane that promises to attract even the most color-blind paramour.