Spice Up Your Christmas Party: $36 for Twelve 30 cm Party Poppers with Free Delivery (Worth $72)

A party pooper can be differentiated from a party popper by the former’s grouchy demeanor, lack of colourful outerwear, and crippling inability to socialize with other firecrackers. Make no (spelling) mistake with today’s Groupon: for $36, you get twelve 30cm party poppers with complimentary delivery (worth $72).

The innocent looking tubes pack punch-loads of festive season frivolity, more so than vapidly stagnant Xmas vegetation. Ramp up the ‘Whoa’ quotient of any celebration – birthdays, New Year’s Eve, Xmas parties, wedding ceremonies, Lord of the Rings marathons – with these confetti bombs. Driven by compressed air, a simple rotation of the bottom of each canister will blast a fairy-tale fountain of confetti into the air. Party guests, awed bystanders or hopeful politicians can stand under the colorful paper precipitation that comprise such whimsicals wonders as long streamers, metallic foil confetti and colored paper shapes. No fireworks, gunpowder nor any polluting agents are present in these cylinders of joy, making them completely safe for operation in packed parties and baby showers. Let loose this festive season by spreading the holiday cheer with showers of glittery paper-made blessing.