$10 for $20 Worth of Ice Cream and Drinks at Marble Slab Creamery

Earthlings have been found to combat the vehemence of Mother Nature's menopausal heat by organizing expeditions to Alaska where they are fatally terrorized by Sarah Palin. Mollify your inner regulator while appeasing taste gills with today’s chilly Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of ice cream and drinks at Marble Slab Creamery.

Marble Slab Creamery’s freshly churned ice-cream is a godsend for frenetic dessert consumers who have grown weary of the usual tubbed selections in the frozen aisle. When miniscule chocolate flakes simply won’t cut it anymore, ring in your Groupon deal for an Original size cup of Swiss Cocoa Buttercup ($8.00) to saturate your chompers. Gorge on a Big Dipper constellation of Cookie Dough Drizzle ($10.00) stuffed with hearty chunks of chocolate chip cookie dough, Oreo Cookies and Fudge, or sneak home a pint of Caramel Peanut Butter Crisp ($14.50) with sweet cream ice cream, crushed Butterfingers, Chocolate Chips and Caramel.

Alternatively, uphold your democratic rights and long-suffering freedom to choose by creating your own megalomaniac creation in three simple steps: select a size (prices start at $4.50 per cup), fret over 40 artisan ice-cream flavours from the creamy sweet Amaretto to the rich nutty Black Walnut to the tart pizzazz of Key Lime. Shimmy over to the mix-in counter ($1.00 per mix-in) and liberally coat your cream creation with fresh mangoes, Heath Bars, Nutella, Mints, Kit Kat and dozens more to choose from. Drool discretely as Marble Slab Creamery’s delightful Oompa Loompas chop, churn and crumble your masterpiece together. Top up $1.00 for a crisp waffle cone or a freshly baked waffle.

The diabetic deluge does not cease with ice-cream – move on to Double Chocolate Brownies ($3.80), Grany’s Apple Crumble ($3.80), or dig deep for a Superlicious Bonanza ($16.80) consisting of five scoops of your desired ice-cream, mix-ins and syrupy toppings. Cast your ballot and champion the right to bear crumbs by scooping up this half-priced deal today.

Reviews:

“I'm the type of person who prefers pure, unadulterated ice cream and in that regard, Marble Slab rules.  The ice cream tastes ultra-fresh and is unmatched in quality.  For toppings, it's nice to see that they keep Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in stock, since they're hard to come by in Singapore.“ – Hungrygowhere Review