$28 for 60 min Quartz Crystal Facial + 15 min Asian Wisdom Herbal Shoulder Therapy at Venus Skin-Aesthetic Institute (Worth $198)

Every woman with PMS knows that poor makeup application (a.k.a the fine line between supermodel, drag queen and clown) can escalate fast like flood levels into something frightening. Drop the makeup brushes and awaken your face's natural radiance with today's Groupon: for $28, you get a 75 minute treatment consisting of a Quartz Crystal Facial and an Asian Wisdom Herbal Shoulder Therapy at Venus Skin-Aesthetic Institute (worth $198).

Reclaim your skin's natural glow with a Quartz Crystal Facial designed to gently scrub away the dead cells and dirt that can dull your complexion. Venus-Skin Aesthetic Institute uses a moisturising line based on Hydraporine, an active ingredient registered in France based on Nobel Prize winning research. Hydrate with a special blend of ingredients of lavender wax, shea butter, vitamin E and borage oil that is delicately tuned to the skin's protective properties to stop moisture loss.

Be soothed with the Asian Wisdom Herbal Shoulder Therapy, and feel muscles aches, pain, and swelling melt away. Feel the healing power of designed to improve circulation and joint pain, and prevent blood clots and cramp. Breathe deeply and let your sinuses clear and stomach discomfort fade away.