$28 for 90 min Classic Mani and Pedi + 30 min Spa Foot Mask at Image Beauty (Worth $83)

What separates humans from their swamp-living, gill-sporting ancestors are their opposable thumbs and propensity for abstract reasoning. Revolutionize evolution with today’s Groupon: for $28, you get a 90 minute classic manicure and pedicure and a 30 minute spa foot mask at Image Beauty (worth $83).

Celebrate your biological femininity with this ‘females only’ deal within the luxurious environs of Image Beauty’s spa facilities. Expect an all-inclusive mani-pedi session from friendly and highly trained technicians that run the gamut from filing and shaping to a shiny O.P.I polish. Finish up with the 30 minute anti-aging foot mask treatment that promises to bolster your bipeds for another day at the mall or a hunting expedition to ensure the survival of your species.

Apart from nail and foot services, Image Beauty offers other delectable spa services such as facial therapy using herbal ingredients and head, shoulder and back massages. Pamper yourself and make Darwin proud by booking your place in the evolutionary ladder today.