$30 for 1 Choice of 90 min Spa Treatment at Rapellez (Worth $360)

Centuries ago, mankind maintained appearances with the help of pet chimpanzees and a strict diet of protein-rich, low-calorie ants. Join the evolution and look fabulous with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get to choose from a 90 minute Ultimate Oxyglow Facial with Back Massage or a Biodermal Perfection Control Slimming Treatment at Rapellez (worth $360).

Ultimate Oxyglow Facial with Back Destress Accupoint Massage

Breathe and look much better than the resident zombie with the Rapellez Ultimate Oxyglow Facial which supplies 98% of pure, unadulterated oxygen to nourish and rejuvenate dull skin. Oxygen is essential for the health and maintenance of skin cells which lose their ability to regenerate with time. Don’t lose face prematurely as the Oxyglow Facial helps to purify and stimulate skin renewal for glowing skin. Send the goodness down the body as therapists follow up with a relaxing back massage to loosen the knots and release tension.

Biodermal Perfection Control Slimming Treatment

Dust off the skinny jeans as the Biodermal Perfection Control Slimming treatment uses radio frequency to create a thermal effect that targets stubborn fat cells. Prance around in polka dotted mini skirts as the energy is delivered into the deeper fat zones to melt away dimply cellulite. Smile through the therapy as this is a painless and safe way to achieve the desired figure. Deeply entrenched fats will be dethroned as they pass out from the body through the detoxification process.

Temperature is kept below 42 degrees celsius to prevent cell damage. The heat is generated at a cellular level with little discomfort.  At the same time, skin in treated areas is tightened to create a firm and smooth look.

Stop kidnapping chimpanzees and enjoy the freedom of choice with today’s Groupon!