$38 for 150 min Body Mineral Wrap With Far Infrared Sauna (Worth $570)

“Honey, I Shrunk My Bod” is the newest show where you can be the star. Grab the chance to be your own Mini Me, or at least find the perfect mummy suit for your costume party with today's Groupon: for $38, you get a 150 minute Body Mineral Wrap and Far Infrared Sauna at Suddenly Slender (worth $570).

With this sweet deal, you get to witness all-natural mineral and enzyme-powered wraps shape your body, tighten your skin, and reduce the appearance of cellulite. Once the wrap is applied, you may choose to engage in light exercise to enable blood circulation, or simply recline and relax. Envision yourself as a larva securely wrapped in its cocoon, waiting to be released into the wild as a beautiful, renewed butterfly. However, butterflies do not enjoy the luxury of the Far Infrared Sauna. The gentle infrared rays warm the body from within instead of merely heating the air around you. You will have no choice but to bask in the radiant heat as you close your eyes and imagine yourself on the beach with your cabana boy rushing to you with a tiny umbrella drink in his sturdy hands.

When you open your eyes, you will find many other amenities that your cabana boy, however, cannot supply. Suddenly Slender provides each customer with a personal TV in each of its 18 private rooms and 1 VIP room. The sauna includes a DVD player so each customer can watch her favorite chick flick while exercising or relaxing. Additionally, each service is conducted by the Suddenly Slender team of amiable magicians who can make 6 to 20 inches disappear in just one Body Mineral Wrap session. These instant results are perfect for ladies preparing for upcoming social functions or any red carpet affair.

This oasis in the midst of busy Orchard road & highly populated Marine Parade offers immediate inch loss using wraps made of organic minerals. So it's okay to indulge in that one extra umbrella drink. Suddenly Slender has got not just your back, but your butt and thighs too.