$59 for Three 60 min Sessions of Body Detox at Slenderworkz (Worth $294)

Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $59, you get 3 sessions of Body Detox  at Slenderworkz (worth $294).

SlenderWorkz's latest non-invasive slimming technology helps you break down fat cells, firm and tone your body. The program is customised according to your needs from bulging tummy, postnatal weight gain, water retention, flabby arms to bulky thighs. SlenderWorkz's slimming methods involve no crash diets, injections, pills or rigorous exercise, and the result is lasting.

Be tenderised as your body is rubbed in with Dead Sea Salt from Israel and Ginseng Slimming Oil and relax in a Thermal Wrap to burn off unnecessary fats. With three sessions it will help improve blood circulation, relieve water retention and eliminate toxins/fat. Through the intricate process it will stimulate enzyme activity and metabolism, while the Dead Sea Salt, highly concentrated with 26 essential minerals, will cleanse, soften and nourish the skin.