$60 for 75 min Quantum Cocoon Facial Treatment at Spa Boutique (Worth $138)

In between Enstein’s wiry mop, Hawking’s wheels and the deranged physics teacher who continues to haunt your dreams, science has failed to relax. Undo years of science class with today's merciful Groupon: for $60, you get a 75 minute Quantum Cocoon Facial Treatment at Spa Boutique (worth $138).

Peel off the urban tarmac and dissolve into the serene oasis that Spa Boutique calls home. The cosy row of colonial houses belies years of scientific expertise and innovation known as the Quantum Advantage, which is as ground-breaking as string theory yet far easier to apply. A wholistic blend of biomedical research and natural therapy has resulted in Spa Boutique’s unique Quantum approach, conveniently designed to improve your overall wellbeing while addressing daily concerns. Drain your body of perceivable rigours as you settle into one of the gently-lit treatment rooms and let the healing hands of trained therapists soothe the years off your mug.

Spaboutique’s refreshing cocoon facial targets and battle against signs of stress and age etched into skin. Wrinkles, sun spots and deep troughs between your eyebrows from years of unsolved equations will be tenderly massaged into oblivion. With just one treatment, the previously unappreciated muscles beneath your flesh come to life, tightening and refining without Botox’s death-head grin. Don’t fuss with gravity-pulled apples and time travel when there are more rejuvenating ways to appreciate the benefits of scientific research.

“We now focus on wellness, health, preservation and health maintenance.”…Soon, every client who visits Spaboutique for a facial, scrub or massage will experience Quantum Nano Therapy on a special mattress as they receive their treatment.” – Expat Living Review

“…these are intended to treat an individual on all levels – mind, body and spirit. They often subscribe to an unconventional philosophy or use methods that are a little unexpected, and involve new medicine based on the latest research and technology in the field of energy and alternative medicine.” – Female Review

“Also named “The City Resort Spa”, this sanctuary is set within a chic 19^th century colonial bungalow. The rustic, home-style ambience at Spa Boutique belies the act that is located a stones throw away from the bustle of Orchard Road. [sic] Wellness and nature are the key themes at Spa Boutique, as is exemplified by the vast garden that surrounds the property.” – Priority Review

As seen in Women’s Weekly, Expat Living, Silver Lining, Parti, Shape, The Business Times, ELLE, Cita Bella, Simply Her, Food & Travel, Female, Harpers Bazaar, and many more.